Absurd, Hilarious, Funny Google Search

Absurd, Hilarious and Really Funny Google Searches

When I am doing research or SEO for my Gemstones and Jewelry Website - bellojewelsonline.com, I often come across really funny and "laugh out loud" automated search suggestions by google...
Its kind of surprising that why and how thousands of people search for these terms. Hope some of them make you laugh.

Some of my favourites are listed below :

>> Why do I have a Itchy Bum Hole

>> My Brother is an Italian Plumber

>> Why is my Kids Poop Green/White

>> Why are Canadians Afraid of Dark

The first time I came to know about this 
was in a "How I Met Your Mother Episode"

>> Chuck Norris is a Ginger

>> Google is Gay - Google is God

>> Obama is a Alien

I hope you enjoy these and I will keep on adding as I come across more....